IN THIS SOCIETY YOUR FUNCTION IS DETERMINED BY YOUR SIZE AND YOU ARE PHONE-SIZE

PEOPLE CALL THEM "WATER BOTTLES" BUT YOU CAN REALLY PUT ANYTHING IN THEM

DAVE THIS CARD IS NOT APPROPRIATE DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS CHAIR THAT IS ALWAYS CONSTANTLY ABOUT TO HIT ME

TOUCHY TOUCHY MY HAND. IT'S AN ANCIENT TRADITION. DO YOU WANT TO LEARN ABOUT THE HISTORY OF HAND SHAKING?

I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN WONDERING WHY I STARE IN THE POND FOR HOURS ON END LICKING MY LIPS

TAXES REALLY AREN'T A JOKE, MY FRIEND JUST FELL OFF A CLIFF BECAUSE HE DOESN'T LIKE TAXES

WELCOME TO MY LASER STORE. I WILL MAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH MY MAGIC POWERS.

THAT'S WHY I PAID "THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS" TO A "PLASTIC SURGEON" TO MAKE MY DOG UGLY

CAN'T PEOPLE SEE I CAN MOVE MY ARMS FREELY AND SWIFTLY TO GRAB THE PIE?

AHH MATT I'M GONNA FALL TO MY DEATH OFF A CLIFF BUT YOU ARE SAVING ME

WAIT I THINK I HEAR ONE OF MY SONGS PLAYING FROM YOUR STOMACH

I HAVE CONFIDENCE IN MY SECRET AND MY FRIENDS THINK MY "SKI TRIP" WAS A COOL THING.

what about meee... i have forty dads worth of love to give...

AS THE ONLY FORM OF MEDIA ON THE PLANET, SOCIETY BECOMES OBSESSED WITH THE "CAT LOOKING FOR RHINO STEVE" COMIC

HEY YOU UGLY MONSTER, GIVE ME FOOD. IF YOU WERE SMALLER THAN ME, I WOULD EAT YOU. I'M GONNA TAKE A NAP NOW SEE YOU AROUND IDIOT

HEY I'M TRYING TO CALL A WRONG NUMBER BUT KEEP GETTING PEOPLE I ALREADY KNOW

IT USES STATE OF THE ART TECHNOLOGY TO FIND THE NEAREST BABY WITHIN THREE MILES

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lesbian school

school for lesbians
(mostly tera's house of friends actually)